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Peacock University Mission Statement

 


 
THE PEACOCK UNIVERSITY 

The Faculty

 Motto: Per Ardua Ad Abracadabra

Vice-Chancellor - Vanilla Beer

Chair of Thaumaturgy and Natural Philosophy - Dr Daniel Love Peacock

Chair of Unnatural Philosophy - The Rev Cat Vincent

Chair of Applied Psychopharmacology and Ethnobotany - J. K. Abrams

Chair of Creativity - Kirsty Hall

Chair of Theology - Vanilla Beer

(A number of celebrity figures, have been proposed as visiting professors. These are to be confirmed.)






Department of
Multi-Model Studies

Courses offered

Oneiretics

Unnatural Philosophy

Weird Science

Fortean Investigation

Crisis Management

Dead Languages

Cross Cultural Models

De-Schooling






Department of
Creativity

Courses offered and skills examined:

Creativity

Music

Charismatic Studies

Parenthood

Logopoia

Logopaegniopoia






Department of
Theology

Courses offered and skills examined:

Mythology

Un-theory

Applied theurgy






Department of
Magick

Courses offered and skills examined:

Alchemy

Initiation

Spiritual Healing

Spell-Casting

Precognition

Divination

Invisibility

Remote Viewing

Enochian language

Chaos Magick






Department of
Defence

Courses offered and skills examined:

Defence against Advertising

Psychic Self-Defence

Spirit Body Fitness

Gender Studies

Meme manipulation

Rural and Urban Survival

Mimetic Studies

Woodcraft

Road Protest

Conspiracy Theory Studies






Department of
Sexy Studies

Courses offered and skills examined:

Sexy Studies

Pornology

Aphrodisiolatreia

Aphrodisiodrama